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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K's "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee, and regular players Ryan LaPlante, Tyler Hewitt and Laura Elizabeth.
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- 3 weeks ago51 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.41 - Becoming the Xenos
Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition arrived in the Damascus system and received a briefing on the Ork forces that currently held sway over the Blackstone Pylon codenamed Ravenor. The Judge introduced the team to his new cyber-mastiff, which he named an expletive, and gave secondary command of the mechanical creature to Solomon and Damien. Solomon decided that Whistler would remain onboard the ship during this mission, and became part of the welcoming party bringing food for the Militarum observer alongside Stevius who brought a regicide board. Morgan and Damien interrogated Martin Stone, the Militarum Intelligence Officer, who gave them a full breakdown of the Ork Rok they were moving towards and the Ork forces in the system. Hearing the facts laid out the Judge decided the team should strike for the Goffs, the most powerful Ork Klan, once they made their way down to the Pylon. Damien and the Judge, annoyed by Martin Stone’s voice, tried to put a helmet on him before Morgan sent them away. She hopes Solomon and Stevius will show the observer more dignity while the team completes the final steps of their preparations for this mission. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Oct 15, 202651 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.40 - The Damascus System
Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition had their final day of preparation before their arrival in the Damascus system. The Judge finished his Ork-ducation with a lesson on Ork psychology that he promptly used to successfully manipulate the Inquisitork into behaving. Morgan, meanwhile, confessed to Solomon that the team was working under Special Condition. Realizing she had told Solomon, so the secret was out, she soon called a meeting with the Judge and Damien. Confessing this terrible secret to them as well sent Daminen spiralling into paranoia but he was forced to contain his fears as he has no choice but to stay (as he’ll be executed as a rogue psyker anywhere else). The Judge found himself silently furious at Valentyne for the mistake he believes the Inquisitor made keeping this all secret, and ordered CL053T to build him a new REX2 that he named an expletive. Solomon and Damien couldn’t find comfort in sharing the truth before bed, while the Judge tried to give Morgan a replacement desk. Though that didn’t work, the two found a moment of silent connection. The team’s status under Special Condition has been revealed and there are no more secrets left. Will this help them in their next mission, or will a lack of confidence lead the Agents of the Inquisition to their doom? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Oct 8, 202649 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.39 - Fear as Motivation
Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition continued preparing for their next mission alongside the Inquisitork. The Judge continued his ork-ducation and learned about Ork klans and weapon names. Damien continued to experiment with the “green fury” of Ork warp energy and realized there were two schools of xenos psykery: the brutal and the cunning. Solomon discussed his distrust of Morgan’s secrecy with Stevius before ultimately deciding he needed to speak with her. And Morgan found little information on the Blackstone pylon or the Damascus system before she was forced to face the challenges of leadership in a conversation with Solomon. She won him over, but he ended the conversation asking if there were any secrets she was holding back. Will Morgan risk telling Solomon and the others the team is operating under Special Condition? Or will she stay true to her paranoia and make sure they don’t hesitate to follow her? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Oct 1, 202650 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.38 - Diverging Paths
Last episode, the Agents of the Inquisition began preparing for their next mission alongside the Inquisitork. Morgan worked with Avarice and CL053T to build a hypnomat machine to speed-teach the Judge Ork Kultur and customs. Solomon spent his time training Whistler and finally taught the Kroot Hound basic commands in a way that stuck. But most importantly of all, Damien and the Judge began training alongside the Inquisitork itself. The Judge allowed himself to be battered by the creature before bringing in some combat servitors to really let the Ork release its aggression. Damien, throughout this process, began to identify and get in touch with “the Green Fury” a term he uses to describe Ork psyker effects. He’s already learned a new painful form of Ork healing and how to force people to speak the truth. With only days left before their mission begins - can Damien truly become a Wyrdboy and can the Judge learn how to take over the Inquisitork’s body and become a convincing Warboss? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Sep 24, 202652 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.37 - Green Fury
Last episode, the Inquisitork was released from its cryopod and the Inquisitorial band were thrust into a battle for dominance. Pushing the Judge to the fore, the rest of the team attempted to assist him in overcoming the creature. Damien ended up heavily injured, but the hierarchy of dominance was established cleanly: Morgan is “Boss Boss” and the Judge is “Da Nob”, under which serves the Inquisitork. Morgan realized Damien would need proximity to the Ork to figure out how the xenos psyker powers work, and with the conflict over and the Inquisitork fed, returned to her quarters. The Judge apologized privately to Morgan for his previous blasphemous statements about the Inquisitor and requested a canine body to repair Rex2 - but Morgan told him he would only receive it after the mission if his work impressed her. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Sep 17, 202643 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.36 - The Inquisitork
Last episode, Avarice gave Morgan the information required for her team’s upcoming mission. She learned the Inquisitork was an Ork that had been altered to be loyal to the Inquisition and was currently being thawed out of a cryo-pod onboard the Lucky Strike. She also learned her team’s mission is to convince an ork armada to leave a Blackstone pylon codenamed “Ravenor”. It will be an undercover mission with Damien training alongside the Inquisitork to learn how to act as a “Wyrd Boy”, and the Judge is to use his wraithbone implants to take over the Inquisitork’s body and become Warboss of the Ork forces. Valentyne intended for the Judge to have learned the Ork language, Ork Kultur, Ork weaponry, Ork Psychology and all things Ork during his captivity with Libertine Morwith. However, when Morgan explained this to the team the Judge pulled her aside and admitted he learned nothing during his captivity and made furious statements about the Inquisitor’s incompetence. Morgan promised the Judge future punishment for his heresy and told him HE would be judged after this mission. They returned to the rest of the team - but before they could talk further the Inquisitork was revived and Morgan now finds herself facing off with a xenos wearing a custom-made Commissar’s uniform in CL053T’s hold. Can the agents of the Inquisition survive meeting their newest teammate? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Sep 10, 202642 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.35 - The Consequences of Ignorance
Last episode, the Judge finally underwent a dangerous Rejuvenat treatment. Despite CL053T’s lack of experience providing the procedure the Judge fully recovered, though he lost a few of his core memories in the process. Solomon was relieved to see a bit of the Judge’s interest in regicide remained. Relieved by the Judge’s recovery, Morgan went to the chapel and found herself having a heart-to-heart conversation with Damien, who revealed at first his frustrations but eventually his interest in becoming an Interrogator as well. She buoyed his spirits before finding an uneasy rest along with the rest of the team as they travelled through the warp. The next morning, before the others awoke, Morgan decided at Avarice’s prompting that in the future she would call upon Spartacus and his Kroot to help her party instead of sourcing an Imperial Guard regiment. With this decision made Morgan was sent to tell CL053T to wake up the “Inquisitork” which she found deeply concerning. Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
- Sep 3, 202650 min
Agents of the Inquisition - 2.34 - Rejuvenat
Last episode, Solomon went about inviting each member of the core band to welcome Talos Ivo, Stevius Funkhauser and Whistler with a Promethean Secret Ceremony. Each new member of the team revealed their greatest desire and greatest fear (except Whistler who just ate and drank) and Solomon added a seared meat snack to the ceremony to honour the Kroot. After the ceremony Morgan took the Judge to receive rejuvenat treatment, though Solomon hesitantly admitted he preferred the Judge as he was now. Left to themselves, Solomon and Damien had a deep and earnest discussion about faith where neither budged from their position but they both hoped the galaxy was more forgiving than Damien had been taught. Strapped down to receive a full brain rejuvenat in CL053T’s tech bay, the Judge was told to focus on the memory of his family as the pain began. Will the Judge survive this treatment or will Morgan be forced to find a new member for her team? Featuring players Del Borovic, Guy Bradford, Josh Halbot, and Tyler Hewitt, and Dungeon Master Ryan LaPlante. Enjoying Agents of the Inquisition? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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