243 - Emasculating Eyebrows

This week on NLR: Elizabeth goes ham on Andy’s eyebrows, hummingbirds wink once again, aging comes with responsibilities, and the future looks bright! It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? - the podcast brought to you by a married couple living as expats in Bordeaux, France. Thanks to our episode sponsors: WARBY PARKER - Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/NLR — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad JONES ROAD - Use code NLR at jonesroadbeauty.com to get a Free Gift with your first purchase! #JonesRoadBeauty #ad LOLA BLANKETS - Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code NLR at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets. Support NLR Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Check out Elizabeth’s Substack! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our Amazon recommendations Here Check out our True Crime podcast: BETH'S DEADLearn more at: https://www.patreon.com/cw/BethsDead ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters: 00:00 Intro 00:50 Steven King 04:24 Andy Feels Emasculated 07:13 On Camera Talent 11:26 Alexander Hamilton Cooper 11:50 Girls Is Coming Back 13:09 Prince & Ani Difranco 16:01 A Nice Sign 22:44 Lost In Translation 24:39 Warby Parker 26:59 Jones Road 29:02 Balzac 34:48 Aging & Grooming 35:51 Laser Skin Treatments 40:06 Spectacles and Death  45:47 Lola Blankets 47:40 Average Life Expectancy 47:56 Neanderthal Murder 51:16 So Much Dumber 52:54 C-Sections & Caesar 54:15 The Future Is Bright 01:01:31 Political Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices