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Prank calls from a weekly live show, with an attempt at original ideas and premises. Hosted by dragonmere and featuring wastedmemory.
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No one ever knows what I’m talking about. It just sucks. I even have a specific Chicken Number, #KF2316, doesn’t help. Whuppy is on a quest to numb his mouth, and I’m fully on board. Whuppy also has a stupid computer voice. I have a brush with a chicken orb, we can’t count past two, and there’s an issue with girl stuff. Whuppy almost makes a friend over chicken parts talk, but then no. In the second half we get fun pump sounds and announcements and absolutely no touching. Wild One has a blind spot, wastedmemory finds some sauce packets, and Hootis secures some long term parking. Peace out. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the rogue server prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com
The Google has, unsolicited, determined a number of problems with a number of businesses. First and foremost is the fact that they’ve been under-performing; what this means is anyone’s guess. The second issue is Smurf. There’s Smurfs on my chicken, on my gas, on my papers. And as far as I’m aware, there’s no Smurf promotions going on, so… am I in danger? Meanwhile, wastedmemory has got no time to place the same orders day-in and day-out so he spends the majority of the show securing a blanket order. He’s much better at it than I am. Tiff tries to have a bicycle race (before falling down a hill and turning into a car), and I actually get a few foot races scheduled. Oops it turns out wasted was making blanket orders using his 401k. That’s not good. A couple people fall down, a couple fall up, Wild One gets a loan to buy gas, we remove some wet floor signs, and that’s it. It just sucks. Oh well. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the rogue server prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com
This is an unscheduled show, out of the blue, kind of just for no reason. Just like the payments we’re trying to make. Whuppy talks to a man who helps him out with his Century Toilet Computer 2000. Very helpful. I deal with a place that doesn’t know how to do it’s job and help whuppy to do the same. Wastedmemory makes an appearance but doesn’t want any questions, just chicken. There’s an issue with my Coke being made to taste like Pepsi, and chicken like hotdogs. Many more unscheduled payments occur, and I try to get a discount for having an ex-girlfriend that worked there. There’s chicken smell, short term memory loss, and more unscheduled payments. Dog Lettuce, Wild One, and Tiff make calls about gas face, pump anniversaries, and bathroom surveys. I get a gum bag, and we’re done with the show. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the rogue server prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com
You know how when you go to fast food places, they have way better napkins that they aren’t giving you? I know all about this, all too well. So what do you do? You upgrade your napkins, thats what you do. Mutli-Fold-Employee-Use-Only-Napkins exist, and you can have them, but only if you know to ask. What about Salisbury chicken? Is that a thing, and if not, why not, and if yes, why is it in my KF Chicken Fame Bowl? Whuppy notices the chicken tastes like chicken. Somewhere around here we find a phone number not accepting calls due to the operator being dizzy. Now that you mention it, the chicken has been making me dizzy and I can’t take any calls either. Also, sniffing gas makes me VERY dizzy and this can’t continue. One popular way to prevent dizziness at the pump is faking it at the pump. So the rest of the show, for the most part, is fake. We fake at the pump, catch other people faking, the gas is faking it, and I faked it by accident. I’m sure people are going to give me shit for it, but I’m so beyond caring at this point. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the rogue server prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com
What, actually, is the difference between a window and a door? Tough question. The answer is; nothing. There is no difference between a window and a door. This poses serious issues for whuppy and myself. First off, can’t find the door at all. Very unprofessional. Perhaps it’s not that we can’t find the door, maybe we’re mistaking the door for a window, or maybe the door is outright missing. If thats the case, that explains why we try to borrow doors from other businesses. Whuppy has a sequel problem with his taco, and I have an emergency problem with needing to litter. It’s all bologna. From there, my son and a swath of other people all get stung by chicken stingers. A guy, assumedly, an employee takes this opportunity to steal my lunch. Luxapol gets defensive, Alaska mixes octanes, and Wild-One freezes gas. Tiff was there too, but I don’t want to say too much on that matter. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the rogue server prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com
Something was up with the audio in this CORNDOWN. It kept going silent. Pretty sure that’s not normal. Things aren’t just supposed to go silent. One thing that isn’t silent? The lawnmower; it’s going nuts. Wastedmemory is here this week, and he’s getting odd photos and videos of his KF Chicken products, and the staff is on the defense. I’m getting weird AI results when scanning the chicken… shrimp? Probably because they use instant chicken. They won’t even let us schedule an HR meeting, which is pretty darn weird. But you know one thing we do find out? Secret freezers. Yeah. It’s bad. If you’re confused by any of this, it’s only because you don’t have the correct context, and thats another issue we try to solve. Later, Rosin finds chicken foam, which I am informed is normal and safe, so probably throw that out immediately. Wing Commander participates in Chicken Rituals, Wild-One flambés, and Tiff? Well, I’m glad you asked. Tiff is exposed to cold water and turns into a red sports car, which naturally ruins the show, and the Meet’n’Greet. Thanks a lot, Turbo Tiff. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the rogue server prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com
Managers at fast food places are supposed to have roadside assistance to protect the customers that travel through their drive thru. In this gripping episode of CORNDOWN, we expose businesses not maintaining this simple standard. It doesn’t really work as a premise. Whuppy and I dabble in getting our chickens put down, which works a little better. Then wastedmemory shows up and saves the show by using the app to quit a job he doesn’t have. Classic. From there, the show gets intermerged with peas and carrots. First I try to order some, then I don’t want any, and finally I see a employee flaunting his peas and carrots in the parking lot. Surprisingly, this premise works the best, by far. Peas and carrots. Go figure. Towards the end, Luxapol and Whuppy have the age-old FISH SKELETON vs FISH BONES debate. And finally Luxapol brings us back to our investigative journalism roots with an expose on employees drinking water on shift. Eye opening stuff. But what about Tiff? Well, Tiff didn’t even show up. Tiff is wildly unreliable and shouldn’t be trusted. Oh well. Live and learn. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the rogue server prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com
This CORNDOWN picks up quickly. Then whuppy has an ongoing issue, and no one is doing anything to help. This persists for another forty minutes. Then we’re back to picking me up, it really shouldn’t be that big of a deal, I don’t weigh that much. We also get some employees to wipe down. You have to wipe down. In the second half, we get picked up rather than trying to get them to pick us up. It’s an important distinction, trust me. I test a theory, wasted deals with male housekeepers, Tiff has crickets, and Wild One has a dispute resolved. Whuppy and I take turns taking too long and not breaking any glass, and Luxapol has a vibration problem in the bathroom (with doors). I think that’s about it. What am I forgetting? This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating via patreon or paypal! join the rogue server prank call discord server !! powered by rogueserver.com
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